Everybody Loves Raymond

Ray and Debra are more than a little concerned when they realize that the constant bickering and screaming that goes on between them and Ray's parents are having an effect on young Michael.

When Ray and Debra sit down to play "Sensuoopoly", it's clear that they have very different approaches to playing the game, which leads to a rather uncomfortable conversation about ways they can improve their intimacy after being together for 12 years.

Frank is so green with envy that he forces Marco to choose either Marie or him as a friend. Meanwhile, Ray sides with Frank because he doesn't approve of a married woman - especially his mother-having a male friend.

Not only has Ray lost his wedding ring while he's away from home, an attractive woman at the airport approaches him, thinking he's single. When Debra learns what happened, she decides to take matters into her own hands and show Ray what it would be like to pretend to be free, but her plan backfires.

Ray and Debra are horrified when Marie presents them with an abstract sculpture she made in art class that bears a striking resemblance to a part of the female anatomy. Frank, on the other hand, is totally mesmerized by Marie's creation, though neither he nor Marie have picked up on its erotic resemblance.

After hurting themselves during a tryst, Ray and Debra lie about their injuries, saying they fell down the stairs. When Frank hears their tale, he runs home for the toolbox to repair the "broken" stairs. But, during home repairs, Frank gets hurt causing Ray and Debra to feel guilty about their lie.

When Ray realizes that Debra and Marie have been in cahoots in a scheme to drive Robert back into Amy's arms, he urges them to mind their own business. Debra and Marie's good intentions backfire badly, however, when they find that Amy and Gianni are actually hitting it off.

While the Barones watch their sons play, Ray finds that Geoff is having trouble getting the hang of the game. As Geoff skips down the court and does pirouettes at the free throw line, Ray is mortified. He then learns the hard way that his son's lack of ability shouldn't interfere with either of them enjoying the game.

It's the first Thanksgiving since Debra's parents have been divorced and Debra is thrilled that both her parents have agreed to have dinner with the Barones. However, she soon learns that Warren is bringing a date. Everyone is horrified except Debra's mother, who thinks it's just great.

Robert meets a beautiful woman who is a big fan of Ray Barone's sports column. But when the woman mistakes Robert for Raymond, Robert doesn't set her straight. Now, Robert has to involve Ray in a complicated plot to keep the woman from learning Robert's true identity.

While enjoying a college football game, Frank catches a football from a record setting field goal and refuses to give it back to the kicker. When word of this gets back to the local sports community via a talk radio show, he becomes a wanted man among sports fans. The rest of the family devise a way to get the football away from Frank and back to it's rightful owner, but Frank might be too craf...

When Marie receives a letter from a relative detailing how wonderful her life is and how well her kids are doing, it drives her insane with jealousy. She enlists Debra's help in writing a Barone "family update", but despite efforts to make everyone sound successful, the letter makes them all feel inadequate about what they have done-or haven't as the case may be.

When Debra grudgingly agrees to let him be more involved in the daily decision making, Ray starts grocery shopping for things that he likes and Debra lets him choose where the family will go in it's next vacation. However, this newfound powers quickly becomes Ray's undoing.

Held captive at Frank and Marie's during a snowstorm, Debra, Ray and Amy actually find themselves having a great time. Then Debra makes a nasty comment to Frank that totally upsets the good mood. This causes Marie to defend Frank and finally reveal her true feelings for Debra.

When Ray learns that Troup Leader Peggy and her daughter have targeted his parents' house as a spot to make a big sale for themselves during the Frontier Girls' selling competition, it's all out war. Ray vows to get even with this woman no matter what-and take home the grand prize in the cookie drive.

Robert is ecstatic when he is recommended for the FBI job. That is, until it becomes apparent that Marie's intrusive ways may be his undoing. This time, she may have gone too far and Robert may not be able to forgive and forget.

Thinking it would be hilarious to show the partygoers a typical day in the life of Frank and Marie, Ray and Debra do a dead-on impersonation of the two that brings down the house at the party. But, when Frank and Marie turn the tables and do a "Ray and Debra" imitation, Ray and Debra don't find it funny at all.

When Debra stumbles across a cassette tape that contains a message from Ray's college girlfriend, she wants to know why he has saved it all of these years. So Ray retaliates by asking Debra to divulge any gifts that she's kept from her former boyfriends -- but he's in for quite a shock when he sees the quantity of gifts still in her possession.

Armed with research and much preparation, Ray is ready to speak with Ally about the facts of life only to find that Ally's interest has changed from where babies come from to the meaning of life. Totally unprepared for this line of questioning, a baffled Ray gets unsolicited advice from his family on how to answer.

Debra decides to run for school president but Ray isn't sure he can handle the twins by himself during all those meetings so he votes against her. She loses and finds out that he voted against her so they get into an argument but her mouth is quickly shut when she reveals that she denied knowing him because he was embarrassing her.

When Ray finally feels comfortable calling Debra's mother "mom," he asks Debra to reciprocate and start calling Marie "mom." After struggling at first, Debra rises to the challenge and goes across the street to try out the new "motherly" greeting on Marie... However, when Debra manages to speak, she is left speechless by Marie's reaction.

Debra takes offense when Marie accuses her of being rude and the two wind up fighting and not speaking to each other. When Ray tries to make things better by getting each of the women to apologize to the other, he only achieves in making a bad situation worse. Then, the unthinkable happens (at least to Ray) - Debra decides she likes it when Marie doesn't speak to her and she intends to keep it ...

Now that Debra and Ray's mom aren't speaking to each other, Debra goes out of her way to ensure that Ray doesn't spend time with his mother by waiting on him hand and foot so he prefers to stay close to home. When Ray realizes that he can benefit by exploiting this situation, he actually starts to like the fact that the two women aren't speaking. However, when Robert catches on to Ray's mischie...

When Debra accuses Ray of still not being able to pick up on her "not in the mood" signals, they fondly recall the first night they spent together. As Ray prepares to spend an evening with his now-serious girlfriend, Debra, he picks up on signals that this may be "the night." Marie, however, also picks up on the same signals and will do everything in her power -- including enlisting the help of...