Scrubs

In the aftermath of their near-indiscretion, Elliot realizes she doesn't want to be with Keith and J.D. resolves to stop sabotaging himself; Dr. Cox and Turk find a patient they both like is in danger of being discharged too soon.

Kim goes into labor, and J.D. struggles to decide if he should tell her what he really thinks about their relationship; Turk, desperate to do something not baby-related, races to complete a video game before Carla discovers him; Dr. Cox searches for someone he trusts enough to give his daughter a shot.

J.D's brother Dan returns and delivers a few home truths to his little brother; Elliot and Dr. Cox debate over the morals of their practice; the staff of Sacred Heart find that the janitor's behavior is rather odd after he watches "An Inconvenient Truth".

Turk tries to assure a worried Carla that their daughter will acknowledge her Latin heritage; the janitor challenges J.D. to identify everyone in the hospital, when it is discovered that he uses nicknames because he doesn't know the people's real names. If J.D. can't name all of them, he must take up the mop for a day; Dr.

The Sacred Heart staff each face their inner child; J.D. and Turk remember their first prank; Dr. Cox has a 10-year-old leukemia patient; Dr. Kelso celebrates his birthday.

Elliot boasts that as a doctor in private practice she gets to get to know her patients, but nobody seems to care; Carla is amazed at how the janitor has been able to score such an attractive girlfriend; the doctors are improving their services to get a higher ranking on a website and, although J.D. appears nonchalant initially, he is elated when he is ranked number one.

J.D.'s teenage burn patient presents him with a difficult decision when he wants to go to his high-school graduation; Turk doesn't want Carla to find out that he has secretly learned Spanish; to address Dr. Kelso's weight gain, Dr. Cox makes a game out of stealing his breakfast.

When Dr. Kelso tells the janitor that nobody cares what he thinks, he starts a newspaper called "The Janitorial" to prove him wrong; J.D. and Turk fight over their manhood issues; Dr. Kelso is too proud to ask for help with one of his problems.

Dr. Cox has a patient who he hasn't been able to diagnose for two years and has returned to Sacred Heart once again; Dr. Kelso has to face a retirement board when his true age is revealed; Elliot and Carla try to find enough people who are in favor of Dr. Kelso remaining as Chief of Medicine.

After a hard day of work, Dr. Cox has to tell his son Jack a bedtime story, so disguises his day as a fairytale set in the little village Sacred Heartlia. Carla and Turk are the two-headed witch, Turla, Elliot is the princess and J.D. is the village idiot; other people featuring are the janitor as the giant, Keith as the prince, Dr. Kelso as the dark lord Oslek, Ted as the hunchback and Dr.

Elliot and J.D. discover a major change in their relationship when they spend time together looking for a former patient; Dr. Cox contemplates his new job title, when Ted refuses to do the majority of his work; Carla and Turk talk about the possibility of a second baby; the janitor claims Dr. Kelso's abandoned office for the Brain Trust.