Episodes
- S3 E1 - The Thin White LineJuly 10, 200122minSearching for meaning in life, Brian decides to devote his time to helping others. Using his keen sense of smell, he gets a job with the local police department and becomes the top-dog -- until his nose gets him into trouble.This video is currently unavailable
- S3 E2 - Brian Does HollywoodJuly 17, 200123minIn the conclusion of a two-part story line, Brian leaves Quahog for Hollywood in order to write films. When the Griffins visit him in Los Angeles, he desperately takes the first job offered to him in order to impress them -- and finds himself directing a porno. Faced with fame and loneliness in his new field, Brian realizes that every dog needs a home.This video is currently unavailable
- S3 E3 - Mr. Griffin Goes to WashingtonJuly 24, 200123minHappy-Go-Lucky Toys is purchased by a conglomerate that also owns a major tobacco company. When new management fires his boss, Peter is made President of the company and does such a convincing job of supporting the tobacco industry that the board sends him to Washington DC to give a speech on the benefits of smoking - until everything backfires.This video is currently unavailable
- S3 E4 - One If By Clam, Two If By SeaJuly 31, 200123minWhen Quahog is hit by a devastating hurricane, Peter's favorite bar "The Drunken Clam" is destroyed. The owner cannot rebuild the bar so a British man purchases the bar and turns it into a pub where British families start congregating at the pub thereby ruining Peter's old haunt.This video is currently unavailable
- S3 E5 - ...And The Wiener IsAugust 7, 200122minWhen Peter becomes jealous of Chris' physical assets, he joins a gun club to overcompensate for his small size. But when they go on a hunting trip, it takes brains, not brawn, to save them. Meanwhile, Meg finds herself the target of the "cool" kids' wrath at school.This video is currently unavailable
- S3 E6 - Death LivesAugust 14, 200123minWhen Peter skips out on his anniversary date with Lois in order to play golf with his buddies, he is inexplicably struck by lightning and visited by Death. Instead of escorting Peter to the after-life, Death tells Peter that Lois will leave him in the future unless Peter uses his near-death experience to come to a life-changing revelation.This video is currently unavailable
- S3 E7 - Lethal WeaponsAugust 21, 200123minWhen Fall hits Quahog, the town becomes infested with New Yorkers who come to watch the leaves change colors. As the tension rises, Lois takes her aggression out by practicing Tae-Jitsu, becoming a black-belt and whipping the family into shape.This video is currently unavailable
- S3 E8 - Kiss Seen Round The WorldAugust 28, 200123minWhen Meg applies for an internship at the local television station and gets the job, she is disappointed to find that her news partner is the most reviled nerd in school, Neil. Caught in a life-threatening news situation, Meg laments that she never had a first kiss and agrees to kiss Neil only to find that he taped the whole thing in order to broadcast it across the world.This video is currently unavailable
- S3 E9 - Mr. Saturday KnightSeptember 4, 200123minWhen Peter's boss dies, the Happy-Go-Lucky Toy Factory is destroyed in order to make way for the Happy-Go-Lucky Terminal Disease Institute.This video is currently unavailable
- S3 E10 - Fish Out Of WaterSeptember 18, 200123minWhen Peter decides to become a fisherman, he takes out a large loan to buy a fishing boat and unwittingly gives up everything he owns as collateral. Faced with losing the family home, Peter resorts to desperate measures to get the money and hunts down a famous man-eating fish for the reward money. Meanwhile, Lois and Meg hit the beach for Spring Break.This video is currently unavailable
- S3 E11 - Emission ImpossibleNovember 7, 200123minPeter and Lois are inspired by her pregnant sister Carol to have another baby. Stewie is appalled at the prospect of another sibling and vows to keep Lois and Peter from sleeping together. After various attempts to stop them, Stewie shrinks himself down to a microscopic size and enters Peter's body in hopes of destroying all of his sperm.This video is currently unavailable
- S3 E12 - To Live and Die in DixieNovember 14, 200123minWhen Chris sees a convenience store hold up and identifies the thief in a police line-up, the Griffins are put into the witness protection program and must relocate to a small town in the deep south. While they are there, the townspeople put on a Civil War re-enactment and re-invent history by having the South win -- with laser swords.This video is currently unavailable
- S3 E13 - Screwed The PoochNovember 28, 200123minWhen Brian joins Lois and Peter on their visit to the Pewterschmidits, his pent-up sexual energy is unleashed on the Pewterschmidit's dog Sea Breeze. After the vet informs them that Sea Breeze is pregnant, Mr. Pewterschmidt refuses to let Brian near her. Brian decides to sue him for custody of the puppies.This video is currently unavailable
- S3 E14 - Peter Griffin - Husband, Father...Brother?December 5, 200123minWhen Chris begins to embrace African-American culture, Cleveland takes him to an Irish heritage museum to teach him about his own culture. In a genealogy book, Chris discovers that he has an African-American ancestor. Meanwhile, when the Peterschmidts come to visit, they reveal a secret and bribe Peter to keep it quiet. But after Peter accepts the bribe, he makes a harsh realization.This video is currently unavailable
- S3 E15 - Ready, Willing & DisabledDecember 19, 200123minWhen Joe loses a thief in a chase, he also loses his self-confidence and pride as a police officer. Peter becomes determined to help Joe and offers to train him for the decathlon at the Olympics for handicapped athletes. Peter spikes Joe's drink with steroids and he goes on to win the gold medal and fame. Meanwhile, Stewie, Meg and Brian fight over a money clip and $26.This video is currently unavailable
- S3 E16 - A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' ChristmasDecember 20, 200123minThe Christmas season gets off to a rocky start for Peter who cannot seem to find the time to rest and watch the Christmas Specials, like the classic "KISS Saves Santa" in which they play themselves defeating Christmas bandits with the screech of the electric guitar.This video is currently unavailable
- S3 E17 - Brian Wallows & Peter's SwallowsJanuary 16, 200223minWhen Brian finds the dating scene unbearable, he drowns his loneliness in alcohol and gets arrested for drunk driving. A court judge sentences him to care for a cranky elderly woman who winds up being the love of Brian's life. Meanwhile, Peter grows a beard which becomes a nest for endangered birds.This video is currently unavailable
- S3 E18 - From Method To MadnessJanuary 23, 200222minWhen Brian auditions for a role at the local theater, Stewie is discovered and enters the Quahog School of Performing Arts. Meanwhile, Peter rescues a man from the ocean only to discover that the man is a nudist.This video is currently unavailable
- S3 E19 - Stuck Together, Torn ApartJanuary 30, 200223minWhen Peter meets one of Lois's ex-boyfriends, he goes green with jealousy and antogonizes Lois by going on a date with Jennifer Love Hewitt.This video is currently unavailable
- S3 E20 - Road to EuropeFebruary 6, 200222minWhen Stewie and Brian stow away on a flight to Europe, they end up stranded in Saudi Arabia and take up residence at a Comfort Inn. In an attempt to get home, they steal a hot air balloon and pay a visit to Italy and England. Meanwhile, Lois and Peter go to KISS Stock and Peter is mortified when Lois doesn't know any KISS lyrics.This video is currently unavailable
- S3 E21 - Family Guy Viewer Mail 1February 13, 200223minIn a special three-story episode, Brian reads viewer mail and tries to answer the questions: What if the Griffins were little?, What if Peter found a Genie lamp? and What if the Griffins had super powers?This video is currently unavailable
- S3 E22 - When You Wish Upon a WeinsteinNovember 8, 200322minThe day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems. When Peter wishes for a Jewish "money guy" to help them, Max Weinstein comes to the rescue. After meeting Max, Peter decides Chris could be successful if he converted to Judaism as soon as possible, but the plans for a "quickie" bar mitzvah in Las Vegas are quickly foiled by Lois.This video is currently unavailable
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- Glen Hill
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