China, IL

It's the first day of school and Frank is determined to give the perfect lecture.

After the Dean raises tuition to $500,000 a semester, Pony must go to drastic measures in order to stay in school.

After Steve hires another history professor who coincidentally looks just like him, he immediately regrets his decision.

Frank discovers that Thomas Jefferson's mythical Diamond Castle is real.

Rock & roll superstar Kenny Winker is coming to China, IL and giving away one ticket to hang out with him on his tour bus, the Garden of Hedon.

Frank bets everyone in town a plate of cheese-sticks that he'll be the focus of the local news program's newest segment: Person of the Day.

Total Validation, China IL's newest counseling service, will determine who is right or wrong in any relationship.

Steve's dislike of The Beach Boys goes well beyond their music.

Baby Cakes misunderstands a lecture on Senator Joe McCarthy's infamous "Witch Hunts."

The campus becomes victim to an infestation of wild hogs.