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The multi-talented Ashton Kutcher, whose success spans film, television and social media, joins the cast of the Emmy® Award–nominated TWO AND A HALF MEN as Internet billionaire Walden Schmidt in the hit comedy series about men, women, sex, dating, divorce, mothers, single parenthood, surrogate families, money and, most importantly, love.
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Jon CryerAshton KutcherAngus T. Jones
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  1. 1. Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
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    September 18, 2011
    21min
    NR
    After the death of Charlie Harper, Alan faces the reality of moving out of his brother's beach house - until he meets a depressed Internet billionaire whose wife just left him.
  2. 2. People Who Love Peepholes
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    September 25, 2011
    21min
    NR
    Guest star JUDY GREER is introduced as Bridget, Walden’s ex-wife.
  3. 3. Big Girls Don't Throw Food
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    October 2, 2011
    20min
    TV-14
    Alan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.
  4. 4. Nine Magic Fingers
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    October 9, 2011
    21min
    TV-14
    Trying to rebound from his recent separation, Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right, while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with his on-again, off-again girlfriend Lyndsey (guest star COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH).
  5. 5. A Giant Cat Holding A Churro
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    October 16, 2011
    20min
    TV-14
    While Alan struggles to come to terms with Lyndsey’s risqué movie past, Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party at the house.
  6. 6. The Squat and Hover
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    October 23, 2011
    21min
    NR
    Walden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.
  7. 7. Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
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    October 30, 2011
    19min
    TV-14
    Jake has a crush on his chemistry tutor (guest star MACEY CRUTHIRD)…who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.
  8. 8. Thanks for the Intercourse
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    November 6, 2011
    21min
    NR
    When Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional... and is pushed over the edge.
  9. 9. Frodo's Headshots
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    November 13, 2011
    21min
    NR
    Upon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope…including GARY BUSEY!
  10. 10. A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
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    November 20, 2011
    21min
    TV-14
    Walden hits it off with a British babe (guest star SOPHIE WINKLEMAN), but neither of them is sure he’s ready to re-enter the dating world.
  11. 11. A Lovely Landing Strip
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    December 4, 2011
    20min
    NR
    Walden is trying his best to impress his new love interest, Zoey, when Bridget reappears in his life. MELANIE LYNSKEY returns as Rose.
  12. 12. One False Move, Zimbabwe!
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    December 11, 2011
    21min
    NR
    Walden’s mother, Robin (guest star MIMI ROGERS) arrives and Alan is smitten with her – even as she reveals a secret about Walden’s past that sends him into a downward spiral.
  13. 13. Slowly And In A Circular Fashion
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    January 1, 2012
    20min
    TV-14
    When Walden’s ex-wife and his mother try to take control of his company and vote him off the board, Walden enlists Alan as an ally in the boardroom battle.
  14. 14. A Possum on Chemo
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    January 15, 2012
    20min
    NR
    Zoey tries to coerce Walden into cutting his hair and shaving, while Alan rekindles his relationship with Lyndsey.
  15. 15. The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
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    February 5, 2012
    21min
    NR
    Walden tries to loosen up Zoey by sharing a couple of Berta’s “special” brownies. MATTHEW MARSDEN guest stars as Zoey’s ex-husband, Nigel.
  16. 16. Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
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    February 12, 2012
    20min
    TV-14
    Strained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine’s Day.
  17. 17. Not in My Mouth
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    February 19, 2012
    19min
    TV-14
    Walden and Zoey's relationship has a few ups and downs after they share a near-death experienc...and Walden shares his true feelings. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.
  18. 18. The War Against Gingivitis
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    February 26, 2012
    21min
    NR
    Things get tense in the Malibu house when Walden’s estranged ex-business partner, Billy (guest star PATTON OSWALT), shows up looking to bury the hatchet with a money-making idea.
  19. 19. Palmdale, ech
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    March 18, 2012
    21min
    NR
    Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers to one another. Meanwhile, Jake and Eldridge enlist Walden to drive them to a high school house party that they never find.
  20. 20. Grandma's Pie
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    April 8, 2012
    21min
    TV-14
    Walden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey try to come to terms with their moms’ new relationship.
  21. 21. Mr. Hose says 'Yes'
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    April 15, 2012
    21min
    NR
    Walden’s commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him – for a trial run. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey.
  22. 22. Why We Gave Up Woman
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    April 29, 2012
    21min
    TV-14
    Academy Award® winner KATHY BATES guest stars as the ghost of Charlie Harper who pays a visit to Alan’s hospital bedside after Alan suffers a minor heart attack.
  23. 23. The Straw in My Donut Hole
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    May 6, 2012
    21min
    NR
    On the 200th episode, Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn’t so sure it’s deserved. Seinfeld’s JASON ALEXANDER guest stars.
  24. 24. Oh look! Al-Qaeda!
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    May 13, 2012
    21min
    NR
    Jake is pressured to make a decision about his future. Comedian Patton Oswalt returns as Walden’s ex-business partner, Billy.

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Directors
James WiddoesGary HalvorsonPamela FrymanJeff MelmanRob SchillerAndy AckermanTed WassAndrew D. WeymanLee AronsohnJon Cryer
Starring
Jon CryerAshton KutcherAngus T. Jones