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How can you see down the phone? How does my dog smell? And how do you play the nose flute?

How can a wish bone prove a theory? How can a lens be flat? And how can you pump iron by pumping air?

How do you make outstanding prints? How do you never get saddle sore? And how can you shock a monk?

How do you play a record with my finger? How can do you shrink your arm? And how do you avoid going to hell in China?

How do you make a witches brew? How do you lie on a bed of nails? And how can you eat a mouse?

How can a secret code keep you cool? How do you beat those washday blues? And do you convert a Yo-Yo?

How can you listen to Big Ben without upsetting the neighbours? How did gangrene pave the way to the modern orchestra? And how do you mould dough?

How does a tortoise breathe? How much is a tulip worth? And how did the ancient Celts put the wind up the Romans?

How do you make a nice cup of tea on Mount Everest? How did a penalty start a war? And how far can a frog jump?

How do you measure an Earthquake? How does a Starfish fish? How can you twist your tongue in Chinese? And how do you make a mobile more mobile?

How do you make a watermark? How is part of a car always stationary? And how do you spell Fish?

How do you soothe a sting? How can you see something I can't? And how can you make the Impossible?

How does it feel to be pregnant? How does a spider weave its web? And how do you get a pear in a bottle?

How do you make an egg stand up vertically? How did the president of the US become and old cowboy? And how useful is seaweed?

How can I sink a boat without it getting wet? How can your voice in a letter by post? And how can you make water run uphill?