Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Shake pretends to fall down a well in an attempt to pick up girls. His roommate in the well is Dirtfoot (a combination of Bigfoot and the Jersey Devil).

Shake becomes a mobile phone sales representative.

Shake, Meatwad, and Carl present deleted scenes from the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie.

A fast food restaurant's "Rip-n-Win" contest awards Carl the "prize" of genital mutilation.

Frylock makes Meatwad a dog named Handbanana using Make Your Own Dog 1.0, Carl's pool water, and Shake's DNA. Handbanana "mind-links" with Carl, brutally raping him repeatedly and mercilessly.

Frylock notices a strange growth on his face; a biopsy reveals this to be malignant melanoma. Frylock sinks into depression but Meatwad, Shake, Carl, and Andrew W.K. try to console and cheer him the only way they know how: parties and fire.

Shake's new radioactive grill destroys the ozone layer, leading to the enslavement of humanity by mucus-men.

An unusually persuasive gutter salesman interrupts an otherwise charming discourse on good times and good friends.

Ignignokt and Err give Shake some "medicinal" Moonajuana for his "crippling glaucoma" and burgle the neighborhood.

While Master Shake and Meatwad get arrested for D.U.I., legendary New York Giants center Bart Oates appears and influences Carl to change his life.

Carl unwittingly endangers the planet when he accepts free television service and an alien currency -said to equal forty dollars in worth- in exchange for maintaining a massive alien antenna for a month.

Shake takes on the most important role of his life -that of a father. However, as with most things, Shake attempts to take advantage of the situation and becomes the proverbial "hockey-dad."

Meatwad gets a job at a car wash run by brains named Carl and Carl Jr., but the car wash is a front for plans of a more sinister sort.