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Two and a Half Men

7.1201112 Seasons13+Subtitles and Closed CaptionsX-Ray

Season Eight brings a return to bachelordom for Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) as TV’s #1 comedy finds its hilarious form once more. Add in the amorous blunders of Charlie’s divorcee brother Alan and the lovable, but sometimes cement-headed decisions of Charlie’s teenaged nephew Jake and these (almost three) men add up to riotous fun!

Marin Hinkle, Holland Taylor, Angus T. Jones
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Episodes (16)

  1. 1. Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud

    Not available21 minutesSeptember 19, 201013+Subtitles

    On the eighth season premiere, Jake (series star ANGUS T. JONES) finds out that Alan (series star JON CRYER) has been dating Eldridge's mom (recurring guest star COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH), so he packs up and heads to Judith (series star MARIN HINKLE) and Herb's (recurring guest star RYAN STILES). Meanwhile, Charlie (series star CHARLIE SHEEN) decides it's time to cut back on boozing.

  2. 2. A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

    Not available21 minutesSeptember 26, 201013+Subtitles

    When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get Alan to say "yes!

  3. 3. A Pudding-Filled Cactus

    Not available21 minutesOctober 3, 201013+Subtitles

    Alan moves in with Lyndsey but continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.

  4. 4. Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

    Not available21 minutesOctober 10, 201013+Subtitles

    Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after Alan burns down their home. JUDD NELSON (Suddenly Susan, St. Elmo’s Fire) guest stars as Lyndsey’s ex-husband.

  5. 5. The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

    Not available21 minutesOctober 17, 201013+Subtitles

    Alan goes out on the town pretending to be Charlie while Charlie sneaks off for some cosmetic surgery.

  6. 6. Twanging Your Magic Clanger

    Not available21 minutesOctober 24, 201013+Subtitles

    Charlie has trouble adjusting to dating a slightly older woman (guest star LIZ VASSEY – CSI: Crime Scene Investigation).

  7. 7. The Crazy Bitch Gazette

    Not available19 minutesOctober 31, 201013+Subtitles

    Charlie's past comes back to bite him when his girlfriend (Liz Vassey) decides that his longtime stalker, Rose (guest star MELANIE LYNSKEY), is just too much to handle.

  8. 8. Springtime on a Stick

    Not available21 minutesNovember 7, 201013+Subtitles

    Charlie and Alan try to set up their mother with Russell, the pharmacist (returning guest star MARTIN MULL).

  9. 9. A Good Time in Central Africa

    Not available21 minutesNovember 14, 201013+Subtitles

    When Berta takes a couple of days off, Charlie falls for her replacement (guest star TONITA CASTRO). Meanwhile, Alan believes he's being stalked by Lyndsey's ex-husband. Courtney Thorne-Smith returns as Alan’s former girlfriend, Lyndsey and Judd Nelson returns as her ex-husband.

  10. 10. Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

    Not available19 minutesNovember 21, 201013+Subtitles

    Charlie goes on a spending spree for his old fling, Courtney (guest star JENNY McCARTHY), who shows up after three years in prison for conning him out of money. Guest star CARL REINER returns as Marty, Evelyn’s old fling.

  11. 11. Dead from the Waist Down

    Not available21 minutesDecember 5, 201013+Subtitles

    Alan is ashamed that he can't afford to buy Lyndsey a birthday present, so he gets creative. JENNY McCARTHY returns as Charlie’s girlfriend.

  12. 12. Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead

    Not available21 minutesDecember 12, 201013+Subtitles

    When Charlie and Courtney break up, Charlie falls into a depression and goes to see his psychiatrist, Dr. Freeman (guest star JANE LYNCH).

  13. 13. Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup

    Not available21 minutesJanuary 2, 201113+Subtitles

    When Charlie and Lyndsey start becoming friendly, Alan’s paranoia gets the best of him.

  14. 14. Lookin' for Japanese Subs

    Not available21 minutesJanuary 16, 201113+Subtitles

    Charlie's obsession with the newly "married" Rose leads him to stalk her. Meanwhile, Alan grows concerned when Jake and Eldridge start videotaping stupid and extremely dangerous stunts.

  15. 15. Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak

    Not available21 minutesFebruary 6, 201113+Subtitles

    In an attempt to grow his business, Alan inadvertently starts a Ponzi scheme using his friends and family as investors. Charlie’s love for Rose only deepens as they continue their torrid “affair.”

  16. 16. That Darn Priest

    Not available19 minutesFebruary 13, 201113+Subtitles

    Rose uncovers Alan's Ponzi scheme and Alan, in turn, meets "Manny," Rose's mannequin "husband." Meanwhile, Charlie is eager to get some alone time with Rose.

Additional Details

Warner Bros.
Amazon Maturity Rating
13+ Teens. Learn more
Supporting actors
Conchata Ferrell, Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer