Portlandia

Fred and Carrie consult with a storytelling expert. A traveler checks into an unconventional hotel. The weirdos discover Bed, Bath and Beyond.

Fred doesn't dig Carrie's hunky new beau. A new couple goes to therapy. Drew and Andy question, "What about men?" Melanie and Lars buy a rug.

Fred starts a business. Kate and Sam learn the perils of long distance love. Drew and Andy plan a funeral. Nina gives Lance a massage chair.

Toni and Candace retire. Drew and Andy re-imagine gingerbread cookies. Peter and Nance try a protein diet. The rats consider the charms of squirrels.

Fred has a marriage arranged. A school hires a bully to teach children grit. A man keeps commenting "Beautiful" on social media posts.

Carrie looks for a new friend. Jill tries a radical diet. Drew and Andy host a film festival. Ghavin opens an elaborate box set.

Fred and Carrie help the Mayor secede Portland from the US. The eco-terrorists receive an award for Best Protest. Dave and Kath leave notes on cars.

Nina and Lance deal with an ant infestation. The mayor tries to break a world record. "Time Tailors" evaluate a man's schedule.

Carrie tries to improve her passenger rating. A local actor teaches a boss how to fire employees. The National Small Talk Convention takes place.

Sandra teaches a pit bull self-control. Lisa and Bryce sell instant garbage. A couple explains alcohol to their adult son. Fred discovers models.