South Park

After failing to read the small print in a contract, Kyle is kidnapped by Apple, who have some big plans in store for him. It's left up to the boys to rescue him.

After the Canadian Princess is kidnapped during her wedding ceremony, Ike is summoned to Canada to help track her down. What manner of beast would commit such a crime?

After an embarrassing incident involving boy parts, Cartman is sent to anger management and Randy tries his best to deal with the fallout.

When Kyle discovers Cartman volunteering with crack babies at the local hospital his suspicions are raised. What part does Slash (from Guns 'n Roses) play in all this?

When Butters gets caught up in an Asian turf war his parents discover he has multiple personalities and decide medication is the only answer.

When Stan gets a Tween Wave CD for his birthday his parents ban him from listening to this "crap". Stan finds himself beginning to agree with them, but his friends are not impressed.

Stan's existential life crisis continues, while Cartman goes into the burger business with a super-special-secret ingredient.

When South Park Elementary is the victim of a gossip website, all hell breaks loose. Who will save the day, Cartman or Gerbil King Lemmiwinks?

When Randy learns the secret behind musicals he can't stop taking Sharon to see them. Andrew Lloyd-Webber and Elton John warn him not to reveal their secret.

The 99% is ganging up on Eric Cartman.

When the boys try to learn all about Thanksgiving from the History Channel, they get caught up in a mystery involving aliens, Natalie Portman, and stuffing!

Kenny's parents are arrested and he is put in foster care - leaving Cartman as the poorest kid in school! Meanwhile, a mysterious masked figure from the past returns.