RiffTrax Shorts

It's the tale of a supermarket haunted by a witch, but not your standard Hollywood witch. She's more the "found her clothes in an oil puddle behind the Fashion Bug" kind of witch. The kind who shows up at KFC five minutes before close, looking for free stale biscuits. Join the Grocery Witch as she takes Mike, Kevin, and Bill on a spooky journey into the dark realm of insignificant savings!

Values: Understanding Ourselves is the tale of three small boys who find a rusty hubcap in an abandoned lot and take turns rubbing it and wishing for it to turn them into a fellow classmate. Yes, by now it's a bit of a cliche. But we think you will find that this particular "Three boys and a hubcap" story brings something new to the table: complete and utter incoherence.

This short is a true RiffTrax classic! The producers told a PA to pick up a guitar that he didn't know how to play and write some songs explaining the calendar. The result is quite possibly the most tuneless piece of garbage since The Beatles "Wild Honey Pie", except it has two spandex-clad adults who intrude in a young girl's bedroom in a fashion that Antoine Dodson would disapprove of.

This short details the efforts of a few concerned citizens, with nothing, literally nothing better to do than to save some chickens who it appears were public enemy one of Natural Selection. Hastily taped cardboard boxes, helicopters mounted with huge Wile E. Coyote inspired nets and, yes, Booming, all figure prominently.

When you ponder ideal Christmas entertainment for children, do you think of a centuries-old tradition of violent puppetry, complete with domestic abuse and offensive minstrel-themed puppets thrashing each other? Well, you will now. Join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for this "hilarious" puppet mayhem that will have the kids laughing, and then sobbing in confusion, for years to come!

Forgoing human actors, as Tommy Wiseau did in "The Room", and instead replacing them with eggs, Courtesy: A Good Eggsample breaks bold new ground in the field of courtesy education. Mainly it does this through a relentless combination of groaning egg puns and horrible synth music, stopping briefly at the end to inform us that we've learned an important lesson about courtesy.

Fans were enraptured by the brilliant casting of a child who stunned with her Eleanor Roosevelt good looks. Even Mr. Mac was sprung from prison to resume his "creepy rhyming workshop freak" role. Join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for an unforgettable round of The Being On Time Game! Don't be late or you'll lose bonus points and harvest eleven counter-demerit units (it's a very complicated game).

If you have Daily Problems at your work, the humanitarians at Coronet Films are here to help you Handle them. And assuming that most of your problems center around how ugly your 1970s co-workers are, this is just the film for you!