Half & Half

During the planning of Charles and Big Dee Dee's 24th anniversary party, Dee Dee feels bad that Mona has spent significantly less time with their father over the years and tries to rectify the situation, only to upset Mona. At the same time, Adam spills the beans about Spencer's true feelings toward Mona.

Conclusion: Dee Dee thinks her summer fling got her pregnant when a positive pregnancy test falls out of Big Dee Dee's purse, only to discover that the test belongs to Big Dee Dee. Mona confronts Spencer about not telling her about Camille and accepts his apology knowing he should love someone who reciprocates.

Phyllis and Big Dee Dee set their daughters up with the same aspiring politician. The girls compete for his affections while their mothers encourage them to beat out their sister. When they decide to make him choose between them, and he chooses Mona, Dee Dee deals with being dumped for the first time in her life.

Mona dictates that she wants absolutely nothing for her birthday since the day is usually one of the worst of the year. Dee Dee decides to get the best present ever and Phyllis decides to buy her a car with Charles.

When Dee Dee starts to feel anxious about the new baby Mona encourages her to seek help from Phyllis who helps her realize she needs to get involved with planning for the baby so she doesn't feel like an outsider. Dee Dee and Big Dee Dee bond over their fears about the baby's arrival.

Mona and Dee Dee get overly involved in their parents' lives. Mona encourages Phyllis to go out more, but has a hard time when Phyllis flirts with men when they are out together. When Dee Dee tries to help her father evict a tenant by drafting a phony eviction notice and it blows up in her face, she resourcefully finds out that the tenant is in the country on an expired work visa.

Mona wants to sign a hot new artist, Zora, to Delicious Records. When Zora develops a crush on Mona, Mona can't figure out a way to tell her she is straight and still maintain the working relationship so she goes along with it. Zora breaks up with her. Dee Dee dates a foot fetishist.

Women find Spencer irresistible because of his unavailable status. Phyllis starts dating a man who Dee Dee finds out is married. Phyllis knew all along and was keeping it from Mona. When Mona reminds her that Big Dee Dee was once her husband's mistress, Phyllis decides to break it off.

After years of claiming to be nothing more than friends, Spencer and Mona are shocked when Spencer’s cousin Chauncey is hired at Delicious Records and recalls the night in college when he caught Mona and Spencer having drunken sex. Meanwhile, when Spencer’s girlfriend Camille catches him shopping for lingerie with Mona, Camille becomes suspicious of their romantic history.

Big Dee Dee’s baby shower turns cold when Mona feels her confidence has been betrayed after learning that Dee Dee has told her cousin Barbara that Mona’s relationship problems stem from her mother’s bitterness. Meanwhile, Spencer wants to fit in with Camille’s high-society friends, so he agrees to let Adam and his friends give him a metrosexual makeover.

At Charles and Big Dee Dee's Christmas gathering, Mona gets upset that Spencer decides not to attend and Dee Dee is shocked when the ex-boyfriend she invited reveals he is engaged. Phyllis' date, a loveable "mall Santa" turns into a sexed-up lothario, and once the costume comes off it is up to Charles to step in and put an end to his groping.

When Camille sets Mona up with her best friend Roger, Mona thinks she may have met "the one." However, the bubble bursts when Roger admits he is in love with Camille. Camille doesn't feel the same way about him and it ruins their relationship. Mona and Spencer tell each other that they are glad they never went down that road.

A new boss is hired at Delicious and does some downsizing. After re-interviewing, Spencer keeps his job but Mona is promoted. The two try to deal with how to remain friends not that their professional roles have changed. Big Dee Dee tells Dee Dee that she can pick the baby’s name but she can’t come up with one that won’t be ridiculed.

After Camille returns from a work trip in London, she decides to move home and tells Spencer she is leaving. While recording a lullaby birth announcement CD for Big Dee Dee, Mona finds a love interest in the sound engineer, Nick.

Aurora, a friend of Dee Dee's who is visiting (after recently undergoing gastric bypass surgery) catches Spencer's eye. Adam is upset that everybody but Spencer and his new date are canceling on his Vegas birthday bash. By telling Spencer and Aurora that while they were drunk the night before they got married, Adam ensures all of his friends will come to Vegas to sort out the mess.

When Big Dee Dee goes into labor and a very pregnant doctor fills in for her regular doctor, the differences between Mona and Dee Dee are highlighted as Mona remains calm while Dee Dee gets hysterical. Charles misses the birth as he is on a retreat in the woods led by a motivational speaker.

When Dee Dee decides to date against type and goes out with a real tough guy, she ends up on a wild adventure doing things she'd never imagine she'd do, including riding a motorcycle, a mechanical bull and escaping a bar brawl.

Mona discovers that her new vice president title comes with new, sometimes unpleasant, responsibilities as she's forced to fire her friend and assistant Adam at the request of her boss Kai, but after the painful deed is done, Kai admits that it was a case of mistaken identity, leaving Mona to swallow her pride and rehire Adam.

Using her womanly charm and baking skills, Phyllis competes with another female parishioner for the heart of the single and handsome Pastor Adams, who is christening Big Dee Dee's new baby boy, Drew. Meanwhile, Mona and Dee Dee pull out all of the stops and their credit cards as they compete to be Drew's godmother

Dee Dee runs into a former college rival at a job interview, where she'll do anything to beat her rival, including using her feminine wiles to land the job. Meanwhile Kai, the new boss at Delicious, and Spencer go out on a dinner date.

For Mother's Day, Mona gives Big Dee Dee a free set of designer luggage she got at Delicious, which makes Dee Dee try to one up her, so she gives Phyllis a tennis bracelet. Meanwhile, Spencer and Charles bond by watching the game.

When Dee Dee reluctantly rekindles a romance with her ex-boyfriend Clay, she wonders if he can appreciate her for more than her Jimmy Choos. Meanwhile, Spencer calls on Phyllis to help save his job when he must convince an old-school music artist to sign a new contract so that Delicious Records can sample his music.

When Dee Dee reluctantly rekindles a romance with her ex-boyfriend Clay, she wonders if he can appreciate her for more than her Jimmy Choos. Meanwhile, Spencer calls on Phyllis to help save his job when he must convince an old-school music artist to sign a new contract so that Delicious Records can sample his music.

When Dee Dee reluctantly rekindles a romance with her ex-boyfriend Clay, she wonders if he can appreciate her for more than her Jimmy Choos. Meanwhile, Spencer calls on Phyllis to help save his job when he must convince an old-school music artist to sign a new contract so that Delicious Records can sample his music.