Episodes
- S9 E1 - Nice to Meet You, Walden SchmidtSeptember 18, 201121minAll is revealed in the ninth season premiere when ASHTON KUTCHER joins the cast as Walden Schmidt, an Internet billionaire with a broken heart.Available to buy
- S9 E2 - People Who Love PeepholesSeptember 25, 201122minGuest star JUDY GREER is introduced as Bridget, Walden's ex-wife in the second part of the ninth season premiere.Available to buy
- S9 E3 - Big Girls Don't Throw FoodOctober 2, 201120minAlan prepares Walden for a date with Bridget, while Jake decides to emulate Walden and drop out of school.Available to buy
- S9 E4 - Nine Magic FingersOctober 9, 201121minTrying to rebound from his recent separation, Walden goes looking for Mrs. Right, while Alan has an opportunity to reconcile with his on-again, off-again girlfriend Lyndsey (guest star COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH).Available to buy
- S9 E5 - A Giant Cat Holding A ChurroOctober 16, 201121minWhile Alan struggles to come to terms with Lyndsey's risqué movie past, Walden tries to cheer him up by throwing a party at the house.Available to buy
- S9 E6 - The Squat and HoverOctober 23, 201121minWalden receives divorce papers from Bridget, but forgets his depression when he meets a girl who looks eerily like her.Available to buy
- S9 E7 - Those Fancy Japanese ToiletsOctober 30, 201119minJake has a crush on his chemistry tutor (guest star MACEY CRUTHIRD)...who has a crush on Walden. Meanwhile, Alan obsesses over the journal his brother left him in his will.Available to buy
- S9 E8 - Thanks for the IntercourseNovember 6, 201122minWhen Walden begins redecorating the beach house, Alan becomes overly emotional... and is pushed over the edge.Available to buy
- S9 E9 - Frodo's HeadshotsNovember 13, 201122minUpon his release from the hospital, Alan is met with a slew of challenges that test his ability to cope...including GARY BUSEY!Available to buy
- S9 E10 - A Fishbowl Full of Glass EyesNovember 20, 201122minWalden hits it off with a British babe (guest star SOPHIE WINKLEMAN), but neither of them is sure he's ready to re-enter the dating world.Available to buy
- S9 E11 - A Lovely Landing StripDecember 4, 201120minWalden is trying his best to impress his new love interest, Zoey, when Bridget reappears in his life. MELANIE LYNSKEY returns as Rose.Available to buy
- S9 E12 - One False Move, Zimbabwe!December 11, 201121minWalden's mother, Robin (guest star MIMI ROGERS) arrives and Alan is smitten with her - even as she reveals a secret about Walden's past that sends him into a downward spiral.Available to buy
- S9 E13 - Slowly And In A Circular FashionJanuary 1, 201220minWhen Walden's ex-wife and his mother try to take control of his company and vote him off the board, Walden enlists Alan as an ally in the boardroom battle.Available to buy
- S9 E14 - A Possum on ChemoJanuary 15, 201221minZoey tries to coerce Walden into cutting his hair and shaving, while Alan rekindles his relationship with Lyndsey.Available to buy
- S9 E15 - The Duchess of Dull-In-SackFebruary 5, 201222minWalden tries to loosen up Zoey by sharing a couple of Berta's "special" brownies. MATTHEW MARSDEN guest stars as Zoey's ex-husband, Nigel.Available to buy
- S9 E16 - Sips, Sonnets and SodomyFebruary 12, 201220minStrained relationships and girl-fighting result when a huge storm traps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lyndsey in the house on Valentine's Day.Available to buy
- S9 E17 - Not In My MouthFebruary 19, 201219minWalden and Zoey's relationship has a few ups and downs after they share a near-death experienc...and Walden shares his true feelings. Meanwhile, Alan wonders if Lyndsey has a drinking problem.Available to buy
- S9 E18 - The War Against GingivitisFebruary 26, 201222minThings get tense in the Malibu house when Walden's estranged ex-business partner, Billy (guest star PATTON OSWALT), shows up looking to bury the hatchet with a money-making idea.Available to buy
- S9 E19 - Palmdale, echMarch 18, 201221minAlan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers to one another. Meanwhile, Jake and Eldridge enlist Walden to drive them to a high school house party that they never find.Available to buy
- S9 E20 - Grandma's PieApril 8, 201221minWalden breaks the news to Zoey that he is going into business with his ex-wife. Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey try to come to terms with their moms' new relationship.Available to buy
- S9 E21 - Mr. Hose says 'Yes'April 15, 201221minWalden's commitment is tested when Zoey and her daughter come to live with him - for a trial run. Meanwhile, Alan gets more than he bargained for when he moves in with Lyndsey.Available to buy
- S9 E22 - Why We Gave Up WomanApril 29, 201222minAcademy Award® winner KATHY BATES guest stars as the ghost of Charlie Harper who pays a visit to Alan's hospital bedside after Alan suffers a minor heart attack.Available to buy
- S9 E23 - The Straw In My Donut HoleMay 6, 201221minOn the 200th episode, Alan is showered with love and affection upon returning from the hospital, but Zoey isn't so sure it's deserved. Seinfeld's JASON ALEXANDER guest stars.Available to buy
- S9 E24 - Oh look! Al-Qaeda!May 13, 201222minJake is pressured to make a decision about his future on the ninth season finale. Comedian Patton Oswalt returns as Walden's ex-business partner, Billy.Available to buy
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- Substance use alcohol use smoking foul language sexual content
- Audio languages
- English Dialogue Boost: Medium English English Dialogue Boost: High
- Subtitles
- English [CC]
- Directors
- James WiddoesGary HalvorsonPamela FrymanJeff MelmanRob SchillerAndy AckermanTed WassAndrew D. WeymanLee AronsohnJon Cryer
- Producers
- Not Specified
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