PRIMETIME EMMYS® 2X nominee in 2013

Two and a Half Men

Season Eight brings a return to bachelordom for Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen) as TV's #1 comedy finds its hilarious form once more. Add in the amorous blunders of Charlie's divorcee brother Alan and the lovable, but sometimes cement-headed decisions of Charlie's teenaged nephew Jake and these (almost three) men add up to riotous fun!

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S8 E1 - Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
September 19, 2010
22min
TV-14
When Jake finds out that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom, he packs up and heads to Judith and Herb's. Meanwhile, Charlie decides it's time to cut back on boozing.
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S8 E2 - A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
September 26, 2010
22min
13+
When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get Alan to say "yes!"
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S8 E3 - A Pudding-Filled Cactus
October 3, 2010
22min
TV-14
Alan moves in with Lyndsey but continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.
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S8 E4 - Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
October 10, 2010
22min
NR
Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after Alan burns down their home. JUDD NELSON (Suddenly Susan, St. Elmo's Fire) guest stars as Lyndsey's ex-husband.
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S8 E5 - The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
October 17, 2010
21min
TV-14
Alan goes out on the town pretending to be Charlie while Charlie sneaks off for some cosmetic surgery.
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S8 E6 - Twanging Your Magic Clanger
October 24, 2010
21min
NR
Charlie has trouble adjusting to dating a slightly older woman (guest star LIZ VASSEY - CSI: Crime Scene Investigation).
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S8 E7 - The Crazy Bitch Gazette
October 31, 2010
20min
TV-14
Charlie's girlfriend finds Rose too much to handle.
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S8 E8 - Springtime on a Stick
November 7, 2010
21min
13+
Charlie and Alan try to set up their mother with Russell, the pharmacist (returning guest star MARTIN MULL).
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S8 E9 - A Good Time in Central Africa
November 14, 2010
21min
TV-14
When Berta takes a couple of days off, Charlie falls for her replacement (guest star TONITA CASTRO). Meanwhile, Alan believes he's being stalked by Lyndsey's ex-husband.
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S8 E10 - Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
November 21, 2010
20min
NR
Charlie goes on a spending spree for his old fling, Courtney (JENNY McCARTHY), who shows up after three years in prison. CARL REINER also returns as Marty, Evelyn's old fling.
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S8 E11 - Dead from the Waist Down
December 5, 2010
22min
NR
Alan is ashamed that he can't afford to buy Lyndsey a birthday present, so he gets creative. JENNY McCARTHY returns as Charlie's girlfriend.
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S8 E12 - Chocolate diddlers
December 12, 2010
21min
TV-14
When Charlie and Courtney break up, Charlie falls into a depression and goes to see his psychiatrist, Dr. Freeman (guest star JANE LYNCH).
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S8 E13 - Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
January 2, 2011
21min
NR
When Charlie and Lyndsey start becoming friendly, Alan's paranoia gets the best of him.
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S8 E14 - Lookin' for Japanese Subs
January 16, 2011
21min
NR
Charlie's obsession with the newly "married" Rose leads him to stalk her. Meanwhile, Alan grows concerned when Jake and Eldridge start videotaping stupid and extremely dangerous stunts.
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S8 E15 - Three hookers and a Philly cheesesteak
February 6, 2011
22min
13+
While Charlie and Rose carry on their "affair," Alan's chiropractic business turns into a Ponzi scheme.
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S8 E16 - That Darn Priest
February 13, 2011
20min
NR
Rose uncovers Alan's Ponzi scheme and Alan, in turn, meets "Manny," Rose's mannequin "husband." Meanwhile, Charlie is eager to get some alone time with Rose.
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