RiffTrax Shorts

Meats, in all their vaguely pink 1950s splendor, come to life on the silver screen! It's an amazing film-within-a-film that puts Sunset Blvd to shame (only because Sunset Blvd was sorely lacking in five-pound pork chops). Strap on your bib, crack the seal on a new bottle of barbecue sauce, and get ready to roast and broil the greatest stars of all: With An All-Star Cast!

The Myths of Shoplifting is here to clear up all your theft misconceptions using the controversial "all dork cast" method that was so popular in the seventies. Watch as they attempt to steal makeup, records, and a pocket calculator! Even more impressive is that they are attempting all of these thefts in a Sunglass Hut, which to the best of our knowledge does not sell any of those things.

Every day more and more Americans are leaving our big cities and moving to the suburbs. Who exactly are these people? And most importantly do they know how to live in the suburbs? With Redbook as your guide, join MST3K favorites Mary Jo and Bridget as they Riff you through a "Happy-Go-Spending-Whirl" of 1957 consumerism, lust and greed.

Jane and her new dark-haired schemer neighbor without a name come up with a plan to trick Jane's husband into a brand-new kitchen, complete with new appliances so they can have more time to go shopping. In their panting greed for a new refrigerator that makes ice circles (we don't know what those are either) poor Husband George never knew what hit him.

It's a day in the life of a cute bunny the old-fashioned way: through the perspective of a half-delirious newsreel narrator, babbling words as quickly as he can in a vain attempt to voice every animal character while still providing a coherent story. And not just animals, he's into dolls, too! It culminates in a dollhouse date that'll have animal fans asking "why, why is this happening?"

Join Bridget and Mary Jo for more adventures in consumerism. Open your purse and take ownership of The Relaxed Wife and Consuming Women today!!

The sole plot keyword on IMDb about Naturally A Girl is "menstruation." But Bridget and Mary Jo have plenty to add to this short health education short that tastefully and progressively explains the beauty of being a woman -- even boys are interviewed for their take on the matter. No matter how you identify, you'll get lots of tips for having your period or someone else's period!