Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

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It's been a year since Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), lovelorn billionaire, purchased the Malibu beach house where tightly-wound Alan Harper (Jon Cryer) and his slacker teenage son, Jake (Angus T. Jones), had been living. Invited to remain, Alan found himself mentoring Walden in the ways of women and, together with Jake, adjusted to their new home, making each of them a better man.
IMDb 7.1/10201212 seasons
16+
23 episodes
  • 1. I Changed My Mind About the Milk

    1. I Changed My Mind About the Milk

    On the tenth season premiere, Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey (recurring guest star SOPHIE WINKLEMAN) on her birthday. Grammy winner MICHAEL BOLTON guest stars as himself, while True Blood's BRIT MORGAN guest stars as a woman Walden meets at a bar.
    On the tenth season premiere, Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey (recurring guest star SOPHIE WINKLEMAN) on her birthday. Grammy winner MICHAEL BOLTON guest stars as himself, while True Blood's BRIT MORGAN guest stars as a woman Walden meets at a bar.
    16+
    21min
    Sep 26, 2012
  • 2. A Big Bag of Dog

    2. A Big Bag of Dog

    Following his break-up with Zoey, Walden has a breakdown.
    Following his break-up with Zoey, Walden has a breakdown.
    13+
    20min
    Oct 3, 2012
  • 3. Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt

    3. Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt

    Alan and Lyndsey (recurring guest star COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH) decide to spice things up in the bedroom.
    Alan and Lyndsey (recurring guest star COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH) decide to spice things up in the bedroom.
    13+
    21min
    Oct 10, 2012
  • 4. You Know What The Lollipop Is For

    4. You Know What The Lollipop Is For

    Walden starts to feel his age when a friend's daughter comes to town. Actress MILEY CYRUS guest stars as Missi, the friend who comes to visit for a week and develops a relationship with Jake when he comes home from the Army.
    Walden starts to feel his age when a friend's daughter comes to town. Actress MILEY CYRUS guest stars as Missi, the friend who comes to visit for a week and develops a relationship with Jake when he comes home from the Army.
    13+
    21min
    Oct 17, 2012
  • 5. That's Not What They Call It In Amsterdam

    5. That's Not What They Call It In Amsterdam

    Despite Alan's warnings, Walden starts dating Rose (recurring guest star MELANIE LYNSKEY).
    Despite Alan's warnings, Walden starts dating Rose (recurring guest star MELANIE LYNSKEY).
    13+
    20min
    Oct 24, 2012
  • 6. Ferrets, attack!

    6. Ferrets, attack!

    Walden asks Rose to move in, but she feels that it's too early in their relationship. When Zoey tells Walden that she wants to get back together, however, he has to choose between Rose and Zoey...before it's too late.
    Walden asks Rose to move in, but she feels that it's too early in their relationship. When Zoey tells Walden that she wants to get back together, however, he has to choose between Rose and Zoey...before it's too late.
    13+
    20min
    Oct 31, 2012
  • 7. Avoid the Chinese Mustard

    7. Avoid the Chinese Mustard

    Tired of the complications of a traditional relationship, Walden hires an actress to play the part of his girlfriend. Meanwhile, Jake & Missi plan a rendezvous at the beach house.
    Tired of the complications of a traditional relationship, Walden hires an actress to play the part of his girlfriend. Meanwhile, Jake & Missi plan a rendezvous at the beach house.
    13+
    22min
    Nov 7, 2012
  • 8. Something my gynecologist said

    8. Something my gynecologist said

    Alan is hesitant to make a serious commitment to Lyndsey (recurring guest star COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH), but gets inspiration from an unlikely source. Meanwhile, Walden enjoys being a boy-toy for a rich older woman.
    Alan is hesitant to make a serious commitment to Lyndsey (recurring guest star COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH), but gets inspiration from an unlikely source. Meanwhile, Walden enjoys being a boy-toy for a rich older woman.
    13+
    21min
    Nov 14, 2012
  • 9. I Scream When I Pee

    9. I Scream When I Pee

    Alan's "smokin' hot," famous ex-wife Kandi (guest star APRIL BOWLBY) wants him back. Meanwhile, Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday... until Walden helps make it special.
    Alan's "smokin' hot," famous ex-wife Kandi (guest star APRIL BOWLBY) wants him back. Meanwhile, Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday... until Walden helps make it special.
    13+
    21min
    Nov 28, 2012
  • 10. One Nut Johnson

    10. One Nut Johnson

    When Alan helps Walden create a new identity in order to find a woman who isn't just after his money, he encounters a new love interest (guest star BROOKE D'ORSAY).
    When Alan helps Walden create a new identity in order to find a woman who isn't just after his money, he encounters a new love interest (guest star BROOKE D'ORSAY).
    13+
    22min
    Dec 5, 2012
  • 11. Give Santa a Tail-hole

    11. Give Santa a Tail-hole

    Walden juggles having two identities - rich man and poor man - and "Sam Wilson" gets a new job during the holiday season, while Alan finds himself alone at Christmas.
    Walden juggles having two identities - rich man and poor man - and "Sam Wilson" gets a new job during the holiday season, while Alan finds himself alone at Christmas.
    13+
    22min
    Dec 12, 2012
  • 12. Welcome to Alancrest

    12. Welcome to Alancrest

    Using Walden's money, Alan invests in Kate's fashion line. Meanwhile, leading a double life starts to take its toll on Walden.
    Using Walden's money, Alan invests in Kate's fashion line. Meanwhile, leading a double life starts to take its toll on Walden.
    13+
    22min
    Jan 2, 2013
  • 13. Grab a Feather and Get in Line

    13. Grab a Feather and Get in Line

    Walden and Alan visit Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity. What revealed, however, is a Broadway-style song and dance performance.
    Walden and Alan visit Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity. What revealed, however, is a Broadway-style song and dance performance.
    16+
    21min
    Jan 9, 2013
  • 14. Run, Steven Staven! Run!

    14. Run, Steven Staven! Run!

    Alan and Lyndsey's relationship is strained when he won't give her a key to the beach house. Meanwhile, Walden, Billy and Herb commiserate about women and relationships.
    Alan and Lyndsey's relationship is strained when he won't give her a key to the beach house. Meanwhile, Walden, Billy and Herb commiserate about women and relationships.
    13+
    21min
    Jan 30, 2013
  • 15. Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It

    15. Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It

    Alan has concerns when Jake returns home with Tammy (guest star JAIME PRESSLY), his 36-year-old girlfriend that he's madly in love with. Meanwhile, Walden struggles to keep a secret from Alan.
    Alan has concerns when Jake returns home with Tammy (guest star JAIME PRESSLY), his 36-year-old girlfriend that he's madly in love with. Meanwhile, Walden struggles to keep a secret from Alan.
    13+
    21min
    Feb 6, 2013
  • 16. Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

    16. Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

    Depressed about being single on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to convince Kate to give him another chance. Meanwhile, Alan's all-out Valentine's Day plans for Lyndsey take a turn for the worse.
    Depressed about being single on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to convince Kate to give him another chance. Meanwhile, Alan's all-out Valentine's Day plans for Lyndsey take a turn for the worse.
    13+
    21min
    Feb 13, 2013
  • 17. Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

    17. Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

    When Walden runs into his ex-wife Bridget at a high-end singles mixer, they talk about getting back together. But Alan feels that she might not be good for Walden.
    When Walden runs into his ex-wife Bridget at a high-end singles mixer, they talk about getting back together. But Alan feels that she might not be good for Walden.
    13+
    22min
    Feb 20, 2013
  • 18. The 9: 04 from Pemberton

    18. The 9: 04 from Pemberton

    Alan moves out after he and Walden get into a fight over a broken toaster. After Alan moves in with Herb, Walden feels bad and tries to apologize. But Herb gets in the way... because he doesn't want to lose his new roommate.
    Alan moves out after he and Walden get into a fight over a broken toaster. After Alan moves in with Herb, Walden feels bad and tries to apologize. But Herb gets in the way... because he doesn't want to lose his new roommate.
    13+
    21min
    Mar 6, 2013
  • 19. Big episode. Someone stole a spoon.

    19. Big episode. Someone stole a spoon.

    Boys Gone Wild! Walden and Alan try to cheer up a lonely Herb, but end up living it up a little too large.
    Boys Gone Wild! Walden and Alan try to cheer up a lonely Herb, but end up living it up a little too large.
    13+
    22min
    Mar 13, 2013
  • 20. Bazinga! That's from a TV Show

    20. Bazinga! That's from a TV Show

    When Jake cheats on his girlfriend Tammy (JAMIE PRESSLY) with her 18-year-old daughter, Ashley (guest star EMILY OSMENT) Alan and Walden get caught in the crossfire. SCOTT BAKULA guest stars as Ashley's ex-boyfriend Jerry.
    When Jake cheats on his girlfriend Tammy (JAMIE PRESSLY) with her 18-year-old daughter, Ashley (guest star EMILY OSMENT) Alan and Walden get caught in the crossfire. SCOTT BAKULA guest stars as Ashley's ex-boyfriend Jerry.
    13+
    21min
    Apr 3, 2013
  • 21. Another Night with Neil Diamond

    21. Another Night with Neil Diamond

    Alan is devastated when Lyndsey breaks up with him, leaving Walden struggling to find a way to help him get back on his feet.
    Alan is devastated when Lyndsey breaks up with him, leaving Walden struggling to find a way to help him get back on his feet.
    13+
    21min
    Apr 24, 2013
  • 22. My Bodacious Vidalia

    22. My Bodacious Vidalia

    Alan gets a "breakover" (i.e. post-breakup makeover)! When Walden encourages a depressed Alan to update his look and start dating again, Alan faces a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.
    Alan gets a "breakover" (i.e. post-breakup makeover)! When Walden encourages a depressed Alan to update his look and start dating again, Alan faces a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.
    13+
    21min
    May 1, 2013
  • 23. Cows, Prepare To Be Tipped

    23. Cows, Prepare To Be Tipped

    On the 10th season finale, Walden dates a hot 22-year-old (HILARY DUFF), but finds himself more interested in her worldly grandmother (MARILU HENNER). Alan & Jake take a road trip.
    On the 10th season finale, Walden dates a hot 22-year-old (HILARY DUFF), but finds himself more interested in her worldly grandmother (MARILU HENNER). Alan & Jake take a road trip.
    13+
    22min
    May 8, 2013
  • Two and a Half Men
    IMDb 7.1/10201212 seasons
    It's been a year since Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), lovelorn billionaire, purchased the Malibu beach house where tightly-wound Alan Harper (Jon Cryer) and his slacker teenage son, Jake (Angus T. Jones), had been living. Invited to remain, Alan found himself mentoring Walden in the ways of women and, together with Jake, adjusted to their new home, making each of them a better man.
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