Episodes
S12 E1 - The Ol' Mexican Spinach
October 29, 201421minOn the twelfth season premiere, Walden decides to reprioritize his life with Alan's help, following a Halloween health scare. AISHA TYLER guest stars as Walden's lawyer.Available to buyS12 E2 - A Chic Bar in Ibiza
November 5, 201421minWhen Walden asks Alan to sign a pre-nuptial agreement, Alan gets offended and has second thoughts about getting married. MICHAEL BOLTON returns as himself.Available to buyS12 E3 - Glamping in a Yurt
November 12, 201421minWalden and Alan have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Meanwhile, Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.Available to buyS12 E4 - Thirty-eight, Sixty-two, Thirty-eight
November 19, 201421minWalden and Alan meet a birth mother who's considering them to adopt her baby. MAGGIE LAWSON guest stars as a social worker helping Walden and Alan adopt a child.Available to buyS12 E5 - Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
November 26, 201421minWalden decides to foster a six-year-old boy, but begins to doubt himself when they don't bond like he expected. EDAN ALEXANDER joins the cast as Louis, the foster child.Available to buyS12 E6 - Alan Shot a Little Girl
December 3, 201421minWhen Alan realizes that Louis thinks he's cool, he starts breaking Walden's rules in order to stay that way. Series star Jon Cryer directs.Available to buyS12 E7 - Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
December 10, 201421minAlan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids' gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Meanwhile, Alan joins the moms for a girls night out.Available to buyS12 E8 - Family, Buble, Deep-Fried Turkey
December 17, 201421minWalden and Alan are determined to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real. MELANIE LYNSKEY returns as Walden's stalker, Rose.Available to buyS12 E9 - Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
January 7, 201521minWalden discovers how challenging it is to be with women with Louis in the house. Also, Herb (RYAN STILES) asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey (COURTNEY THORNE-SMITH).Available to buyS12 E10 - Here I Come, Pants!
January 14, 201521minAlan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker, Ms. McMartin, discovers that he and Walden are not really a gay couple.Available to buyS12 E11 - For Whom the Booty Calls!
January 21, 201521minWalden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.Available to buyS12 E12 - A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
January 28, 201521minWhen Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it might affect Louis's adoption.Available to buyS12 E13 - Boompa Loved His Hookers
February 4, 201521minWalden fears that if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.Available to buyS12 E14 - Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
February 11, 201521minAfter they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but Alan's selfish & impractical choice puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.Available to buyS12 E15 - Of Course He's Dead - Part 1 & Part 2
February 18, 201539minCharlie Harper is alive. Or is he? Find out in the special one-hour series finale. Surprise guest stars appear in the conclusion of the successful comedy's twelfth and final season.Available to buy