Episodes
- S8 E1 - Pole LoxSeptember 18, 200522minDoug convinces Carrie to take pole dancing lessons, but is disappointed when she puts on a show for him. Meanwhile, Arthur worries her new hobby is a result of his poor parenting, and smothers her in effort to make up lost time.This video is currently unavailable
- S8 E2 - Vocal DiscordSeptember 25, 200522minWhen Doug and Carrie accidentally get a transcription of one of their arguments, they decide marriage counseling might not be a bad idea. Meanwhile, Arthur is putting on a play at the senior center.This video is currently unavailable
- S8 E3 - Consumate ProfessionalOctober 2, 200522minCarrie finds out that while dating, Doug lied about getting a job to get her to sleep with him.This video is currently unavailable
- S8 E4 - Like HellOctober 9, 200522minDoug and Carrie both have feelings of not being entirely popular at their workplaces, and both overcompensate to rectify the situation.This video is currently unavailable
- S8 E5 - Sandwiched OutOctober 16, 200519minA sandwich named for Deacon at Coopers ruffles Doug's feathers. Meanwhile, Carrie schemes to prevent Holly from moving to Manhattan.This video is currently unavailable
- S8 E6 - Shear TortureOctober 23, 200521minDoug's frequent hair salon visits make Carrie suspicious. Meanwhile, Spence has his own adventures en route to a sci-fi convention.This video is currently unavailable
- S8 E7 - Inn EscapableNovember 6, 200522minA trip to a bed & breakfast becomes more than Doug and Carrie can handle. Meanwhile, Arthur has a romantic dilemma of his own.This video is currently unavailable
- S8 E8 - Move DoubtNovember 13, 200522minDoug and Carrie hear conflicting reasons why Deacon and Kelly are not interested in becoming neighbors. Meanwhile, Danny and Spence each have their eye on a beautiful Albanian girl, who misinterprets the situation.This video is currently unavailable
- S8 E9 - G'Night, StalkerNovember 20, 200522minDoug and Carrie decide to go out to a karaoke club, where Doug's singing catches the attention of a stranger, who then becomes obsessed with Doug.This video is currently unavailable
- S8 E10 - Raygin' BullsNovember 27, 200521minDoug and Ray Barone have a "guy's night out." Meanwhile, Carrie gets a shock upon visiting her mother's grave.This video is currently unavailable
- S8 E11 - Baker's Doesn'tDecember 18, 200522minDoug and Carrie are roped into helping out at their church during the holidays: he guards the manger, while she tries to bake a cake. Also, Arthur and Spence attempt to write a Christmas song so they can cash in on the holiday.This video is currently unavailable
- S8 E12 - Fresh BroodJanuary 5, 200621minDoug borrows a baby from Danny to prove to Carrie that they're ready for a family. Meanwhile, Arthur feels he deserves to be a coffee shop's "customer of the month."This video is currently unavailable
- S8 E13 - Gambling N'DictionJanuary 22, 200622minAfter she beats him and his friends in a friendly poker game, Doug convinces his mother to enter a high-stakes tournament. Meanwhile, Carrie gets Spence to help her lose her accent to improve her chances of getting a promotion.This video is currently unavailable
- S8 E14 - Apartment ComplexFebruary 5, 200622minDoug and his pals rent an apartment to use as a secret hang-out. Meanwhile, Carrie goes to great lengths to please her newest client, Kirstie Alley.This video is currently unavailable
- S8 E15 - Buggie NightsFebruary 26, 200622minBed bugs brought home by Arthur from a vacation force Doug and Carrie out of the house while a creepy exterminator does his job. Meanwhile, Spence and Danny argue over where to go for vacation.This video is currently unavailable
- S8 E16 - Knee JerkMarch 5, 200621minAfter Carrie accidentally injures Doug, he milks it to avoid distasteful tasks. Meanwhile, Arthur catches on to the ruse and uses it to his advantage.This video is currently unavailable
- S8 E17 - Present TenseMarch 12, 200620minThe Heffernans hate an anniversary gift from the Palmers so much, they stage a robbery to rid themselves of it.This video is currently unavailable
- S8 E18 - Sold-y LocksMarch 19, 200622minIn order to afford a cruise, Doug convinces Carrie to cut her hair to sell to a wig maker, but regrets his idea after the deed is done.This video is currently unavailable
- S8 E19 - Emotional RollercoasterApril 9, 200622minDoug's lie to get Carrie to let him ride a rollercoaster at an amusement park blows up in his face.This video is currently unavailable
- S8 E20 - Four PlayApril 30, 200619minDoug and Deacon discover they have more in common with each other's wives than their own, so they start hanging out with each other's wives as well. When Kelly tires of Doug, he ruins Deacon and Carrie's good time.This video is currently unavailable
- S8 E21 - Hartford WailerMay 7, 200622minDoug crashes Carrie's weekend company retreat, not realizing she's blown it off for a relaxing day with her girlfriends. Meanwhile, Danny and Spence pose as staff to sneak into a Huey Lewis concert.This video is currently unavailable
- S8 E22 - Fight SchlubMay 14, 200621minDoug befriends a driver from one of IPS' competitors, but eventually discovers it's just a ruse to make him the butt of a joke. Meanwhile, Carrie becomes a mentor for a troubled teen, but isn't the best of influences.This video is currently unavailable
- S8 E23 - Acting OutMay 21, 200622minAfter he sets a fire in the basement, Carrie decides it's time for Arthur to enter a retirement home, but Doug makes a discovery that makes him want to change Carrie's mind. Danny and Spence have a face-off over an agreement to swap bedrooms.This video is currently unavailable