Episodes
- S9 E1 - Mama CastDecember 5, 200621minDoug decides to spend the Heffernans' tax refund on an ice cream truck. Meanwhile, Carrie fills in as a pretend mom at model homes, and discovers a reemergence of her maternal desires.This video is currently unavailable
- S9 E2 - Affair TradeDecember 5, 200621minDoug panics when he starts getting sexy phone messages meant for another Doug Heffernan, but Carrie doesn't seem to care. Meanwhile, Danny tries to force a wedge between Spence and a new lady friend.This video is currently unavailable
- S9 E3 - Moxie MoronDecember 12, 200621minDoug and Deacon fill in for Supervisor O'Boyle at the IPS depot. Carrie regrets her decision to complain about her company's chinzy gift for work on an important project.This video is currently unavailable
- S9 E4 - Major DisturbanceDecember 12, 200621minThe Palmers' vacation plans are ruined when Doug frightens Major so much that he refuses to be babysat by the Heffernans.This video is currently unavailable
- S9 E5 - Ruff GoinDecember 19, 200621minFeeling hurt over not being invited to a block party, Doug adopts a dog just to prove to the neighbors that he's an okay guy—a decision he soon regrets. Meanwhile, Arthur falls prey to the gambling bug when trying to help Danny beat it.This video is currently unavailable
- S9 E6 - Brace YourselfJanuary 2, 200721minAn unflattering picture by Major prompts Arthur to ask Doug and Carrie for braces. Meanwhile, Kelly hires an out-of-work Spence to help out around the house.This video is currently unavailable
- S9 E7 - Home CheapoApril 8, 200721minCarrie is convinced that Deacon and Kelly were only able to afford a vacation home by being cheap. Meanwhile, Arthur tries to help Spence get a new job.This video is currently unavailable
- S9 E8 - Offensive FowlApril 15, 200721minCarrie soon grows tired of Doug's forcing his new vegetarian lifestyle down her throat.This video is currently unavailable
- S9 E9 - Mild BunchApril 22, 200721minDoug's 20th high school reunion seems like a dud until an old friend comes up with a way to retaliate for past grievances with their old principal, while Danny and Spence try to hook up with old classmates.This video is currently unavailable
- S9 E10 - Manhattan ProjectApril 29, 200721minCarrie's ecstatic when an affordable apartment opens in Manhattan, but Doug's reluctant to leave Queens. Arthur meets singer Ava St. Clair.This video is currently unavailable
- S9 E11 - Single SpacedMay 6, 200721minSeeing friends who recently had a child makes Doug and Carrie consider adopting.This video is currently unavailable
- S9 E12 - China Syndrome, Part 1May 13, 200721minDoug and Carrie's marital tension continues, as they ponder whether they have a future together. Arthur and Ava's wedding day turns problematic.This video is currently unavailable
- S9 E13 - China Syndrome, Part 2May 6, 200722minAt Arthur's wedding reception, Doug and Carrie's marital tension continues, and they ponder whether they have a future together.This video is currently unavailable